- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A dyslexic blind man

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