what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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