- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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