Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

LO AND BEHOLD!

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

I hate blackniggers

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why didn't he finish his

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

the redsox

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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