What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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