- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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