- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Face...the other white meat!

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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