- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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