What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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