knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Sam Hengal.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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