- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

the midget went to the midget store

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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