sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A man walks into a bar

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Wenis Penis

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

here's a joke... the american education society

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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