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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A man walks into a bar

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Wenis Penis

here's a joke... the american education society

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

this website is a bad joke

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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