- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Tony Romo

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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