- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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