- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

i wonder who made this website? a human

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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