Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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