- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

How old are you? 7

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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