Dyslexia ruels!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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