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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Chris is hairy

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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