what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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