Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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