Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Anti Joke

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