Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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