- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

I have an idea! You leave.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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