- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

White NBA players.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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