- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

I am dyslexic

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Me

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

My peni s

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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