- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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