- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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