What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Penis

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Bob Saget that is all

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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