- Anti Joke

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves