- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Penis

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Julian Ha.

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