- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Tilt your screen back .

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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