Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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i hate non minorities!

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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