- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you stub your toe?

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

why do mexicans get made fun of

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

The New York Giants

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

The FCC

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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