Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Barack Obama.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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