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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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