Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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