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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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