- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

This is not a joke.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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