What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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cory

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Lololol

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Alchohol.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Ily bae

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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