- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Jeff

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

scraggle is in you pillow case

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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