Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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