Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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