An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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