NASCAR being considered a sport.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Who is it?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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