What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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