- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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