- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

I'm so punny.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

"hey do you know the date" "58"

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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