- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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