How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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boobs!

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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