- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

360 NO SCOPE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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