- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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