What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

I'm homeless.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Sixty... eight

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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