- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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