Poop.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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A fat guy!

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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denisssssssssssssss

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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