- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Once, I went to Peru.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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