- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Nothing. He made it home safely.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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