- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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