- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a black guy walks into a black bar

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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