- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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