A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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what's black and can't swim?

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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