What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

what's black and can't swim?

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...