- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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